Sabtu, 16 Juni 2018

FINALLY, YOU CAN RENT CATS!877-CATS-NOWJ.G. Wentworth

FINALLY, YOU CAN
- We've got cats, rent any
cat "fur" any occasion. - I rent cats.
- I rent cats, too. - [KD] Want to high five a kitty? - [Kids] Yay! - Want your house to smell like cats? (Inhales deeply) We've got cats! My name is KD Lentworth, CEO. Of 877- CATS-NOW.

- [Announcer] Not JG
Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW. - We have the tri-state
area's largest cat-alog of feline friends. - This is Tu-paw, she loves cat nip, and hip hop, word. - Rubby likes a good tummy scratch, and loves the fourth of July, we both do.

- Renting the purr-fect cat is easy, just pick up the phone! (Phone rings) Hello there. - [Man] Hey, is this
JG Wentworth, Cash Now? - This is KD Lentworth, I rent cats! You need JG Wentworth,
they can get you cash now if you have a structured
settlement, or an annuity. One thing's for certain, our
customers are cat-is-fied! - After my divorce, I
needed a furry shoulder to cry on, thanks, Mudbutt. (Cat meows) - Patches gives the world's
best back scratches.

I have a skin condition. (Phone rings) - Hello there. - [Woman] Hey, KD, love the cats. - Yes? - [Woman] But what's a
structured settlement, and who's JG Wentworth? - Okay, fine, I will tell you! - [Announcer] KD Lentworth
explains structured settlements! - [KD] Ken runs a red light and hits Paul, Paul gets hurt, the
insurance company agrees to compensate Paul
$60,000.00 For his injuries, which will be paid out as $500.00 A month for the next 10 years, this agreement is called
a structured settlement.

Now, Paul falls in
love, Paul gets married, Paul now has kittens,
he needs a bigger house, but doesn't have money for a down payment. Paul needs cash now, so
he calls JG Wentworth, agrees to sell all or some
of his future payments, and receives a lump sum of cash now. - [Kids] Yay! - Need a cat for a catnap? (Cat meows) We've got cats, if you
need cats now, call 877 - CATS-NOW. - [Announcer] Bad news,
877-CATS-NOW is not real, this was an ad for JG Wentworth.

Ha ha, we got you, good
news, we can get you cash now for your structured settlement,
or annuity payments, just call 877-CASH-NOW, no
animals or humans were harmed in the making of this
video, JG Wentworth, 2018. (Cat meows) - [JD] Seriously, call. - I love you..

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